ryannxp:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

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omfg

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band-nonsense:

tessaviolet:

peachofcake:

tessaviolet:

i’m tupac on the inside.

tupac is dead.

exactly.

well this is more emotional than expected 

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maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

imagei have just been informed on this

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  • mom: did you eat all the donuts
  • me: no
  • mom: why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
  • me: thats cocaine

purgasorry:

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ive-been-triggered-by-kankri:

catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

can someone please photoshop psy’s head on a psyduck for me

never mind i got it

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has psyence gone too far

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ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS

dreamwurks:

hacheload:

rosenkristall:

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SIGNAL BOOST

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 

We need 5,000,000 signatures

i know there’s enough bloggers out there

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